Today I went to the grocery store bought a bottle of Fiji water which was imported from far, far, far, far away. It was also made under near if not, slave labor. So when the person behind the counter asked me if I wanted a bag (which now costs 5 cents in DC) I handed him an extra dollar and got twenty bags all of which I proceeded to throw in the air like I just don't care, in the hopes they end up in the oceans.